American english is like real english but badly spelled…
damn England, guess we changed your damn spelling for a reason. GO AMERICA. WE ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO SPELL!
learn how to pronounce “aluminium” the right way and i’ll spell like that bullshit c’mon man
what if sherlock started using heelys bc theyre “practical” and “faster” and his coat would just whiP BEHIND HIM AS HE GLIDES AND HED HAVE HIS HANDS BEHIND HIS BACK ALL ABOUT BUSINESS
and he’D JUST HEELY AROUND A DEAD BODY MAKING DEDUCTIONS WITH EVERYONE STANDING THERE
This needs to be a thing
Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.