freckledtrekkie:

lick-tish:

burghers:

where do i apply to become a goddess 

you can’t apply for a job you already have 

smooth as fuck

fuck-off-my-darling:

avengemymischief:

hanksypanky:

Actually Jesus was gay and saw some cute guys and was like “nail me ;)” but the Romans misinterpreted his flirtatious nature

#I think I just moved up a level in blasphemy  

#i’m going to hell #and laughing the whole way there

Pretty sure all of tumblr is going to hell. And enjoying the whole ride there.

(Source: littledildo)

magicalbadger:

hollymarisutton:

I screamed when I saw this.

OHh lORd

magicalbadger:

hollymarisutton:

I screamed when I saw this.

OHh lORd

(Source: 50shadesofway)

soulbrotherv2:

All lost in a book.  Another image that will never make it into the mainstream media.

13/30 of Alex yells at you for being pefECT.